Captain America's Souflees

My name is Korra. My name is Aang. My name is Todd Hewitt. My name is Viola Eade. My name is Tedd Moseby. My name is The Doctor. My name is Dean Winchester. My name is Sam Winchester. My name is Adam Winchester. My name is Jess Day. My name is Merlin. My name is Castiel. My name is Four My name is Tris. My name is Katniss Everdeen. My name is Percy Jackson. My name is Merida. My name is Hiccup. My name is Sherlock. My name is John. My name is Stiles. My name is Scott. My name is Derek Hale. My name is Arya Stark. My name is Kahleesi. My name is Emma Swan. My name is Hannibal Lecter. My name is Rapunzel. My name is Jack Frost. My name is Javert. My name is Keiron Walker. My name is Dru. My name is Ash. My name is Steff.

My name is Captain America's Christmas Souflees and I love you all!

omegaling:

I can vouch that all morticians have the same sense of humor.

omegaling:

I can vouch that all morticians have the same sense of humor.

(via superwholockalypse)

sha-nae-nae:

goldenwintersun:

Does anyone else find it odd that our society expects 14-year-old kids to know what jobs they will want for the rest of their lives, but doesn’t believe an adult woman when she says she doesn’t want to be a mother?

Thank you

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sirtophatthethird:

wayfaring-mermaid:

specialagentofthelamb:

This woman deserves a round of applause and a throne of gold. This is the most realistic & amazing thing for someone to say for this generation of students. I wasn’t able to go to college this year because my parents can’t afford to send me and I had every scholarship, grant, loan known to man and it still wouldn’t work. Finally someone gets it!

Preach!

WHAT DOES IT TAKE FOR PEOPLE TO REALIZE THIS?!

SO MANY OTHER COUNTRIES EITHER PAY FOR THEIR POPULATIONS’ EDUCATION OR JUST WRITE OFF THE BILL IF DOESN’T GET PAID FOR.

THE WAY THE AMERICAN EDUCATION SYSTEM WORKS IS BACKWARDS AND MANGLED.

(Source: futomato, via fenchurch-dent)

Anonymous said: Any advice on buying my first dildo?

pengwinofdoom:

precumming:

Wow, Jesus is a pervert.

thepurpleeyedone:

You forgot the best one.

(Source: unamusedsloth, via superwholockalypse)

the13tholympian:

I can’t believe this

the13tholympian:

I can’t believe this

(Source: very-cool-doberman, via superwholockalypse)

“If flowers can
teach themselves
how to bloom after
winter passes,
so can you.”

—   

(via hopelesslyhealing)

i think this just changed my life

(via hippieheir)

(Source: aestheticintrovert, via superwholockalypse)

drakefan666:

if you scream at 19yr old retail workers who are trying their hardest till they cry i hope you fucking burn in the deepest level of hell

(via superwholockalypse)

erinhatesthings:

rose-on-the-mountain:

Back ground nurse:

"I have a shirt here, if you…oh my. wow. Hello. 
There is no shirt here.”


#all of our shirts have suddenly gone missing#it’s the strangest thing#no shirts at all#they’ve all been drafted to the war#yes#that’s it (via followthebluebell)

captainamuricasass:

I wanna be

where the people are

image

(via superwholockalypse)

lickystickypickyshe:

I have read ‘THIS IS THE BEST THING EVER ON TUMBLR’ on about 27 million posts…

there is such a temptation here

whyamiamusicmajor:

ahappygirl:

One time when my music theory professor was a student in college, he had to accompany an extremely rude soprano for a recital. She treated him like dirt during rehearsals. Just before going on to perform, she made some really snide remark to him that ticked him off, so he transposed the piece up a half step. She cracked three times.

Always be nice to your accompanists, folks.

There is a special place in hell for people that are rude to their accompanists

(via pizza)

sceptre:

why do drugs when you can do me 

(Source: SCEPTRE, via hotboyproblems)

What the hell are we doing here anyway? We have 117 million problems and worrying about our status on the lacrosse team is not one of them.

(Source: troubleinrosewood, via wolftraps)

marvelentertainment:

Meet Marvel comics’ new Thor - she’s not what you’d expect! 

Learn more & see some exclusive art from the upcoming comics serieshttp://bit.ly/1ymF6LN

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Marvel is excited to announce an all-new era for the God of Thunder in brand new series, THORwritten by Jason Aaron (Thor: God of ThunderOriginal Sin) complimented with art from Russell Dauterman (Cyclops).

This October, Marvel Comics evolves once again in one of the most shocking and exciting changes ever to shake one of Marvel’s “big three” – Captain American, Iron Man and Thor – Marvel Comics will be introducing an all-new THOR, GOD OF THUNDER. No longer is the classic male hero able to hold the mighty hammer, Mjölnir, a brand new female hero will emerge will who will be worthy of the name THOR. Who is she? Where did she come from and what is her connection to Asgard and the Marvel Universe?

“The inscription on Thor’s hammer reads ‘Whosoever holds this hammer, if HE be worthy, shall possess the power of Thor.’ Well it’s time to update that inscription,” says Marvel editor Wil Moss. “The new Thor continues Marvel’s proud tradition of strong female characters like Captain Marvel, Storm, Black Widow and more. And this new Thor isn’t a temporary female substitute - she’s now the one and only Thor, and she is worthy!”

(via gallifrey-falling)